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THE BURGLAR DIARIES
DANNY KING

Published: 2001

Plot outline: Bex and Ollie are a couple of small-time and small-town domestic burglars. They do enough to keep themselves in beer and out of work and have no ambition beyond stealing. Narrator Bex talks and walks us through a dozen note-worthy jobs and give us his thoughts on life, love and nicking.

Influences: Porridge , Minder , Only Fools and Horses , Auf Weidersein Pet , Hancock's Half Hour (in particular, Sidney James' character), The Phil Silvers' Show . Some of the funniest and most memorable characters are those dodgy, dishonest crooks, who'd skin their own grans, but are deep-down (very deep in Bilko's case) basically okay guys who retain a few basic principles that surface from time to time and surprise everyone. This was the thinking behind Bex, though all of the above did it with much more class.

Crossovers: In chapter nine, the “serious-looking geezer” they meet carrying the hold-all into Electric's is Chris Benson, narrator of The Bank Robber Diaries . This same scene plays out in his book from his point of view. Also, Bex and Ollie's hometown (which is a small, nameless and fictional, but just like half the towns in this country) is the setting for Milo's Marauders . Bex and Ollie are mentioned in the book, but Norris and Parky (two burglars from The Burglar Diaries ) and Weasel and Ross (coppers from The Burglar Diaries ) and Charlie Taylor (Bex's brief) are some of the main characters. Also, see Milo’s Marauders and Milo’s Run crossovers.

Television Development: The Burglar Diaries was filmed and screened on BBCThree during January 2007 and repeated July - August 2007 as Thieves Like Us.
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Foreign translations: Also published/to be published in French by Michel Lafon, Russian by AST, Czech by Argo, Spanish by La Factoria de Ideas, Italian by Kowalski and Taiwanese by Sharp Point.

Audio books: Published on CD and audio cassette by Clipper Audio. Click
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SHORT BURGLAR DIARIES MOVIE: Fat Beehive Films asked to make a 3 minute movie of the opening chapter of The Burglar Diaries for the 50 Quid Film Challenge. You can check out their results, entitled Check Mate, by clicking here or by visiting their website at www.fatbeehivefilms.com.